Top Ten List

This just in from the Late Show with David Letterman:

The top ten reasons Sarah Palin cannot be elected Vice President of the United States:

10. The Treasury Department doesnt have enough money to pay for her wardrobe.
9. She can see Russia from her house....only if back in Alaska as Governor!!! And lets face it, someone needs to keep their eyes on Putin.
8. She is going to be a grandma soon.
7. She can't speak in complete sentences.
6. Too much winking causes brain damage. Just ask Janet Forman!
5. Gets booed at every sporting event.......except the Iditarod.....there she gets barked at!
4. Can't wait to play with all of those nuclear launch buttons.
3. Thinks that she is in charge of the Senate.
2. Janet Forman may be inspired to stay in politics!!!!!!! Heaven forbid!!
1. She would be an elderly man's heartbeat away from being the leader of the free world.