The top ten reasons why Sarah Palin SHOULD be elected Vice President of the United States:
10. She likes to shoot things.
9. Doesn't believe in science.
8. She can't speak in complete sentences.
7. She doesn't read newspapers.
6. Makes up her own words, like "Mavericky".
5. She wants to ban books.
4. Major upgrade to look at after the last 8 years.
3. Lipstick sales would skyrocket.
2. Pigs would be more attractive.
1. She already knows how to abuse her power.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
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The scary thing is that this describes a good percentage of middle American Joe 6-packers.
It would be a major upgrade over the last 8 years if she's left alone.
Cheney will train her in the art of war,give her some Halliburton Stocks and help her design her own underground bunker just like his.
She can teach him to shoot straight,dress & cook his moose and wink and smile alot.
Perfect Together
At least she knows how to memorize a speech. I do think she's a very bright,pretty woman who could go very far in her career. If Mc Cain passes on, she'll have the same advisers telling her what to do, so it makes no difference.
Memorizing a speech = good President?
Advisers telling her what to do = good President?
SHE scares me. McCain should have picked Ridge if he was going pick a running mate and I think McCain is shaking his head, ruing the day he listed to advisers on picking Palin just because she is a woman.
Memorizing a speech and being bright and pretty. This isn't the Miss America pageant here this is the President of the United States! It would be like first runner up to her and then, if something should happen to the winner (we'll call him Mr. America here) then she could replace him. I am shuddering.
I'm not saying it's right that the advisors would tell her what to do.It's just a fact that she wouldn't have a clue what to do and they would have to come to her rescue to keep the country running.
I can relate Bush to Bill Kennedy in that a lot of bad people advised him to make the wrong decisions for their benefit. Bush is too dumb to think for himself and can't even give a speech without a teleprompter and even then he screws it up. Cheney,Rumsfield, Rove and their cabal ran the last 8 years the same as Chasey and Forman ran the last 10 months here with Bill as Mayor. I agree we need a leader who can think for themselves, take all advice into consideration but ultimately, make a final decision based on the platform he/she ran on and his/her own convictions and intelligence.
Obama picked Bidden when most people wanted him to pick Clinton.
He risked spliting the party because he thought on his own and picked someone with the most foreign policy experience and knew that he could take over the country if needed. Mc Cain's advisors picked Palin hoping to pick-up votes from women. It was an insult to think that any intelligent woman, who espoused Clinton's views, would vote for Palin just for the thrill of breaking the glass ceiling. They were diametricly opposed,
especially with Roe vs. Wade
The American people will have their choice on Nov. 4. Let's hope it's an honest election this time and the machines aren't rigged like the last 2 presidential elections.
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