Time for yet another edition:
If you still think that there are Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq..................you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you think that Sarah Palin is an eloquent speaker.................you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you believe that Barack Obama is a Muslim.......................you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you own more than 4 guns.................you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you think its a good idea to have a non-resident sit on an Economic Advisory Committee............you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you blame the Democrats for the recent socialistic moves by the Republican administration..........you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you are torn between framing either a life size picture of Kathy Chasey or Sarah Palin................you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you have more step brothers and sisters than teeth in your mouth...........you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you dont have any teeth in your mouth...........you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you unable to drink from a straw because every attempt results in the straw being stuck in your nose..........you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you think that pardoning Alberto Gonzalez for crimes he has not yet been charged with is a good idea.........you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you endorse torture, wiretapping, firing U.S. attorneys for political reasons, pardoning war criminals and GITMO.......you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you don't believe in the separation of church and state, don't know what this means or don't care.........you might be a Mullica Republican.
and last but not least;
If you see both a proctologist and a psychologist at the same time because you've got your head stuck up your ass.....you might be a Mullica Republican.
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
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If you belong to a labor union... you might be a Mullica Republican.
Hi Janet. Gadfly is like a car wreck. You hate to look, but you just HAVE to. Then Glenny comes along to pick up the pieces.
If you own a used car lot...you might be a Mullica Republican
If you own alot of acreage in the Elwood Village...you might be a Mullica Republican
Glen . One n .
If you build without permits and get away with it... you might be a Mullica Republican.
If your wife has some of the same relatives as you do... you both might be Mullica Republicans.
If you got a wall to wall carpet for free,,, you are a republican!!!!!!
If someone gives you a bunch of carpet for free and only charges you 5,000.00 to install it. You is a Republican.
At least if you are a Mullica Republican you stick up for the caucasion americans instead of the so called minorities and illegals
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