If you are against the rights of a woman to make a choice over her body and her life........you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you think Prop 8 is a religious matter yet think its OK for such a matter to be placed on a ballot question and are happy that it passed in California.........you might be a Mullica RepublicanIf you are against womens' rights in general.........you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you want to name your son Rush instead of Cletus.......you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you think that Barack Obama is a radical and pals around with terrorist..........you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you approve of the job that Kathy Chasey and Janet Forman have done for your town................you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you are for dense housing, smelly dumps and the rezoning of Elwood Village...............you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you are for no-bid contracts to friends and family members...........you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you think that delaying the Senate vote to expel Ted Stevens from the Senate is a good idea..........you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you think that Bush got a bum rap............you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you think that Sarah Palin would be a great presidential candidate in 2012.............you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you deny the validity of science............you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you are against the separation of Church and State............you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you submit posts that are riddled with misspellings, poor punctuation not to mention incoherent thoughts.............you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you believe that Kathy Chasey has done a great job while Janet Forman has not..........you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you sign your posts on blogs, "Eye on Mullica", "informer", "absecon watcher", "Joe Peters" or "u r unamerican".........you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you post anonymously, yet refer to yourself in the third person...............you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you use your vehicle as a weapon of intimidation against your wife's political opponent...............you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you are against gun control ordinances that increase safety for all Mullicans...............you might be a Mullica Republican.
If you fill in wetlands, reroute freshwater streams, build illegal floating docks, get cited by the DEP for these violations, then get your zoning officer lackey to improperly issue you a building permit and then go ahead with the construction of a monstrous garage anyway.......and then hire a lawyer to fight this and claim that you are only being cited because you are a local "politician"................you might be a Mullica Republican.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
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Survey says -----
That's a another good one!
There was a little stream there 30 years ago. Now theres not, maybe it's magic or not.
I enjoyed that! Speaking of Republicans, did anyone hear what went on at the meeting? I noticed it wasn't in the paper today. Did the A.C. press ban all articles on Mullica? Maybe they'll get rid of their comment page.
Eye on Mullica, how come you didnt sign your handle? I am so glad you enjoy my posts! Everyone knows that you are a big fan of Family Feud. "Survey says"...or could there be another fan of the late great Family Feud in our midst? I bet you even preferred Richard Dawson as host??? Am I freaking you out right now???? I am watching you Eye.......LOL
If you know how to properly use points of ellipses... You might be a Mullica Republican.
Mullica Man------> I always sign by my handle. The Survey Says poster is a mere imposter.
Eye on Mullica, it's ellipsis, so perhaps you might be a Mullica Republican.
I spelled it correctly.
Look below:
http://www.kentlaw.edu/academics/lrw/grinker/LwtaEllipses.htm
That link showed both spellings...so you might be or you might not be a Mullica Republican. Perplexing.
The fact that Eye on Mullica was able to provide a link may actually be a strong indication that he is actually not a typical Mullica Republican??? Perhaps?
lmao, hey or if you know richard simmons and lost 50- 100 lbs......you could b a republican
If you think that you're above the law... you might be a Republican.
If you think that Mullica's ordinances are to be used to get back at people who disagree with you... you might be a Republican.
If your political meetings comprise mostly of discussions of who you hate in town... you might be a Republican.
If you think its OK to overcharge your customers for towing services... you might be a Republican.
If you start believing your own political spin... you might be a Republican.
If you read this website but dont post anything because you do what you are told....... you might be a Mullica Republican.
You might be a republican... if you do what your buddies ask you to do rather than what community wants.
If you're over 65, you probably are a republican.
If you were born in Mullica, you probably are a republican.
If you're related to half the town, you're probably a republican.
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