Monday, October 27, 2008
Mullicaman Vandalized!!!!!!
Associated Press AP: In a startling development in Sweetwater, New Jersey, it has been reported that Mullicaman's lair was recently the target of what can only be described as a cowardly act by a yet to be determined evil doer. Last week, a suspected Republican strategically dropped roofing nails in the driveway leading to the superhero's compound. Mullicaman, who was on patrol at the time of this act of vile vandalism, quickly spotted the rather shiny roofing nails laying in his driveway. No reported injuries to either superhuman feet or tires were reported. However, when state and local law enforcement officers were asked about the status of this investigation, they said that nothing had been reported to them at this time. However, sources close to the situation have reported that a video tape capturing the culprits in the act exists. Another source close to Mullicaman has reported that Mullicaman is in the process of "running" the license plates captured in the grainy image. Mullicaman, quoted late yesterday afternoon said, "I am in the process of identifying this evil doer." When questioned as to why he didn't contact local law enforcement, Mullicaman had this to say, "Once identified, I will be dealing with these evil doers with my own brand of justice. I have no further comment." So all of you Republican evil doers out there, warn your no good nail-throwing loser friends that Mullicaman is on their trail.
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Mullicaman! How good to hear from you again. Good luck catching the culprits. I will keep my ears open.
When I saw the Mullicaman Vandalized title I could only hope it was about someone stuffing something up Karl's ass. Too bad.
To the 2nd comment Nobody can shove anything up your ass cause Kennedys to far up it.. No room Sicko
I've never been so happy in all my life. I was just notified that the Gadfly is back. I clicked in a low and behold there he was, Mullicaman. My heart skipped a beat. I started singin that old "Ode to Mullicaman" and danced and danced and danced. I feel like this old gal can rest easy again. Why with the economy in such a bad way and all, I know we can count on only you to reach deep into that extraordinary brain of yours and give us all the answers we could ever need. You know I don't like say bad things but nobody else in these sticks can possibly be as smart as you. When we lost Larry, I thought we lost Mullicaman too. Who else can we count on to perform all of those superhuman feats you do? Who will protect us little folk from all those bad people out there. Don't worry about those little old nails Mullicaman, I'm sure you have some superhuman power that will always protect you in the face of evil. What a silly comment from Mr. Anonymous. He should know that noboby can stuff anything up your butt, your tail is in the way. Goodness, how could anyone be so dumb. Mullicaman, please do keep us informed about all of theose wonderful superhuman things you do. In the meantime, I'll try to come up with a new Mullicaman song for all to sing. Go Mullicaman, go mullicaman, go mullicaman......GO P.S. It's almost Thanksgiving and you never did tell us what you eat. Can we please have just one Mullicaman Thanksgiving recipe?
Mullicaman eats venison!!! The Republican party and their right wing nut jobs like Rush and Hannity will be eating plenty of crow for the holidays.....and the next 8 years come next Tuesday!!! Also mere mortal, you are right. Mullicaman used his Xray-like vision to spot those shiny nails. The culprit was not smart enough to use rusty nails. At that point, I knew the suspect was a Mullican....and most likely lives on the river.......not far from illegal structures..some of which float. And by my super reasons of deduction, the culprit also had no use for these building materials. Hmmm.....Mullicaman is getting closer to solving this riddle. The evil doers are upset because they know they can't do anything to Mullicaman. They don't have the guts. Only impotent little cowards (which is a prerequisite for being a local Republican Club member) throw nails in driveways. But really, what else can you expect from the inarticulate, intellectually-challenged, low-life, desperate, say and do anything Republicans? Please vote for my good friend Barack next Tuesday. He is no more radical than I am mortal. VOTE!!!!!
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