Iraqi Pitching Prospect

The Associated Press has reported that George Steinbrenner is apparently looking to shore up his starting rotation this coming year with a hot, previously unknown, Iraqi prospect. This prospect is reported to be able to bring it, upwards of 90+ mph. This is a rough translation based on the speed of the shoes traveling at 25 mph. Watch and see the next phenom from the Middle East. Some nicknames have already been thrown out, such as the "Bagdad Bomber", the "Hush Puppy" or, my personal favorite, the "Shoefly Sunni". Whatever his name, expect to see him wearing pin stripes..........either with the Yankees or playing for their minor league affiliate, better known as the "Gitmo's".