Bush's Pre-Emptive Torture Pardons????

President Bush, it has been reported, is actually thinking about issuing "pre-emptive" pardons for those government employees who participated in or were otherwise involved in torturing our "enemies". Could this be Bush's last act of corruption? Would this even be legal? How can you pardon someone for something they havent been accused of doing? Perhaps this would actually help the Obama administration more readily identify those "evil-doers". Just go after all of those people Bush pardons pre-emptively. But wait!!!! Mr. President, I thought you said that we didnt torture? But now, you want to pre-emptively pardon those individuals who did what you told them to do??? If you didnt do anything wrong and they didnt do anything wrong, then why the pardons Mr. President? This President is so dumb, he could actually qualify as Mayor of Mullica.