IF A MAN IS AFTER MONEY, HE'S MONEY MAD; IF HE KEEPS IT, HE'S A CAPITALIST; IF HE SPENDS IT, HE'S A PLAYBOY; IF HE DOESN'T GET IT, HE'S A NE'ER-DO-WELL; IF HE DOESN'T TRY TO GET IT, HE LACKS AMBITION. IF HE GETS IT WITHOUT WORKING FOR IT' HE'S A PARASITE; AND IF HE ACCUMULATES IT AFTER A LIFETIME OF HARD WORK, PEOPLE CALL HIM A FOOL WHO NEVER GOT ANYTHING OUT OF LIFE (Vic Oliver)