REPORT ON MULLICA AMBULANCE SQUAD

At last year’s budget work shops, it was bill THE GARRULOUS kennedy who successfully pushed through the formation of an ad hoc committee headed by Committeeman Dan Turygan to evaluate options for providing ambulance service in Mullica. It has been evident for years that the Mullica Rescue Squad, under the stewardship of gary THE MUKTAR franklyn has continued, if not worsened in terms of its inability to answer the vast majority of emergency calls in Mullica.

The need to contract with Mullica tax dollars to provide back up services by paying the Hammonton (paid) squad to serve Mullica, what was initially only on weekdays is now a seven day a week operation as the Mullica squad’s ability to find the volunteer manpower worsens. This fact only places those in need of emergency ambulance service in Mullica more at risk. As noted; when the Mullica squad is scheduled to provide services the first 911 call goes to them, they don’t respond and a second call goes to them, only after more valuable time elapses in terms of response time does a call go then to the Hammonton Rescue Squad who as a paid squad have a record according to knowledgeable Mullica sources of amazingly prompt response time.

The MUKTAR franklyn’s linkage to the Mullica Republican Club has for years prevented THE CORRUPT MULLICA 5 AKA IDIOTS R US from addressing this growing life threatening situation. With the election of Democrat Kennedy the issue has been forced on to the Mullica agenda and coincidentally an update regarding the status of the ad hoc committee exploring the deteriorating rescue service in Mullica was requested during public discussion at the September 12th Mullica Town meeting by larry THE PEDANTIC MISANTHROPIC S.O.B. angel.

This request for an update elicited the information from both Kennedy and Turygan that the ad hoc committee had prepared a report that would now be forwarded to the full Committee. That it would then be the responsibility of THE CORRUPT MULLICA 5 to take action...or not.

It has long been the opinion of GadFly that as is the case with more and more communities, a paid squad will provide much better (more timely) service and cost less. The fact that Mullica’s elected Republican offica DUMB have in the past been willing to prostitute the safety of Mullica citizens on the alter of votes the ambulance members threaten to withhold from anyone who seeks to explore or evaluate a paid ambulance service is the essence of selfish irresponsible parochialness. Mr. Kennedy should be thanked for having the courage to rise above the ugly political retaliation threats of THE MUKTAR franklyn and his crew.