THE MULLICA SHUFFLE

At the Tuesday September 12th Mullica Town meeting the use of the word ‘shuffle’ during public discussion by a resident (Terry Savona) caused the Mullica solicitor, $$$ tim THE GIRLY MAN SHYSTER maguire $$$ to seem truly mentally unbalanced. Not merely unprofessional in his paroxysm of immature and insulting name calling; “liar, liar, liar” (while childish, THE GIRLY MAY did omit ‘pants on fire’ from is unhinged ire), but incorrect in the facts as seems so often the case with his feeble attempts to defend the often corrupt actions of THE CORRUPT MULLICA 5 AKA IDIOTS R US cabal against the citizens of Mullica.

The incident began with Ms Savona questioning the loyalty of THE SHYSTER maguire who resides in a comfortable beach community Brigantine at the other end of the county, to the interests of the citizens of Mullica and his forthrightness regarding the myriad machinations involving what is, or is not, going on with the Waszen property. First, Ms Savona focused on the fact that the Federal Court injunction was only “temporary” and THE SHYSTER maguire’s repeated representation that the battle against that property becoming a garbage rail transfer station was over, 99.99%. “Temporary” being sited by Ms Savona as having a dictionary meaning of not permanent, having a lack of for ever... and the concern that the battle was not over as the Mullica Republicans have attempted to declare.

Their declarations an expression of their desire for the “No Dump” signs to come down because they remind people of the perceived Republican sell-out by the Mayor, cathy THE BAG LADY chasey who repeatedly refused to allow a ‘No Dump’ sign to be placed at Town Hall, or at her personal residence. This of course just another demonstration of how she was telling the public she was against the garbage dump coming to Mullica, but in reality seemed to be working with the County Republican machine who wanted the project to go forward as indicated by this refusal to sign-up with the community run efforts against the project.

As Ms Savona continued to question THE SHYSTER maguire and raised the issue of “spot zoning” of the Waszen property, again THE SHYSTER plunged off the deep end, warning her that the rumors on the street about the secret behind the scenes machinations to help steve THE SCOFFLAW waszen were false. HUH? It has been admitted that the bills on the bill list from the Township engineer are about exploring changing the zone for only the Waszen property...this fact hidden from the public and only revealed through the public questioning of GadFly. The fact is the fact...and that is ‘spot zoning.’

It should be mentioned when the Township Planner was publicly questioned about the legality of ‘spot zoning’ by larry THE PEDANTIC MISANTHROPIC S.O.B. angel who thought such a practice was illegal, the public was told by the Township’s planner that it was “not illegal.” THE S.O.B. persisted, asking the Town Planner if such a practice might have the potential of a law suit. The answer was in the affirmative. The apparent fact that THE SHYSTER maguire wishes to call the practice of creating a special zone for only one piece of property that will only benefit that one owner (who just happens to have contributed money to the Republican Party) by some other name...does not change the fact...what the Mullica’s Mayor and Solicitor are doing is “SPOT ZONING!!!”

But what truly set THE SHYSTER maguire into outer reaches of manic ravings was Ms. Savona's questioning of what she referred to as his “shuffling” of papers in a lost little boy, out of league performance at the Federal Court Hearing on getting the temporary injunction against THE SCOFFLAW waszen to cease any activity on the Elwood property until Pinelands approvals were received. As spittle seemed to drip from his contorted mouth of this poor man’s mouth, THE SHYSTER ranted at Ms Savona, that who ever had told that was “a liar” and he challenged anyone to come forward and state that on the record. Silence!

There were probably half a dozen people in the audience who attended the Federal Court Hearing on the request for a temporary injunction in the audience....including Ms. Savona... SILENCE! Finally, THE S.O.B. angel who had attended the Federal Court proceedings spoke up, stating that THE SHYSTER had been totally lost during those proceedings and when questioned by the Judge about certain documents, in the most stumbly, nervous, and incompetent manner after “shuffling” through his papers was unable to produce the document the Judge requested...incompetent, inept, lost, and out of his league!

This seemed to push THE SHYSTER into the candidacy for a straight jacket and permanent residency in Ancora. “You’re a liar” he raved several times. THE S.O.B. angel, feeling some pity for what had to be obvious to all was a very unbalance individual indicated that he, “I would not call you (Maguire) a liar” but it was likely that Maguire had “merely forgotten his fumbling and shuffling” performance.

As an addendum, it is noted that before the meeting ended THE SHYSTER maguire rudely and viciously attacked Ms. Hunt, the Chair of the 'No Dump group' in an attempt to not allow her to speak during public discussion. When Ms. Hunt defended her right to speak during public discussion forcefully, THE SHYSTER justified his behavior by stating that other’s had been rude to him so this some how justified his rude attempt to shout Ms. Hunt into silence when she had the mike. HUH? As more of the seeming collusion or incompetence of THE SHYSTER Maguire becomes more and more evident to more an more people...the poor man is clearly becoming more unprofessional and ugly...ah, but he has around $50,000 a year he has been billing the taxpayers of Mullica at risk as it surely is becoming evident to Repubicans that he is betraying the interests of Mullica.

When the meeting ended, THE S.O.B. angel privately approached several others in attendance who had traveled to Camden to attend the Federal Court Hearing to get their recollection of the lost, inept, “shuffling” performance of Mullica’s solicitor. ALL, agreed the incident as described by Ms. Savona had occurred.