Subject: MAD COW ON THE MENU: Operating on the notion that an ill wind blows someone some good, I approached several big box meat counters inquiring if they were running any “mad cow specials”. Not yet was the common reply. Finally giving up, I stopped in a deli restaurant, opened the menu and was taken aback by a reinforced Post-It note that read: “No Mad Cow specials, but our Angry Chicken Boneless Breasts are today’s special and safe to boot. SJ